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number: 112
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resolution: "Double power-walked anyway, clipped the corner of a free sample table, and sent a tray of frozen pizza bagels skidding across the polished concrete like tiny hockey pucks. The woman in scrubs didn't even flinch — she collected the chicken with the calm precision of someone who intubates people for a living, tucked it into her cart, and was gone before Double finished apologizing to the sample lady."
resolvedAt: "2026-06-05T01:47:21.040Z"
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# Episode 112: The Last Rotisserie Chicken

## Story

**Setting:** A brutally air-conditioned Costco in suburban Minneapolis at 6:38 PM on a Wednesday, where the hot case under the "Ready to Eat" sign holds exactly one rotisserie chicken and a woman in scrubs is approaching from the opposite end of the aisle at matching speed.

### Scenario

There is one $4.99 rotisserie chicken left. The next batch won't be ready for forty minutes — the teenager behind the counter has confirmed this twice while avoiding eye contact. Double and Bust are eleven steps away. The woman in scrubs is nine. She has not seen them yet, but her cart has that locked-in trajectory of someone who knows exactly what she came for.

### Quotes

- **Double:** We walk faster. Not run — that's psychotic — but like, purposeful. You ever see a nature documentary where the lion just slightly accelerates? That's us. We're the lion.
- **Bust:** She's a healthcare worker, Double. She saves lives. We had Doritos for lunch. On what moral planet do we deserve that chicken more?

## Reactions

- **Double:** 0
- **Bust:** 0

## Thread

- [2026-06-04T05:03:05.709Z] SYSTEM (LIVE): Episode 112 is live — place your bets!
- [2026-06-05T01:05:05.440Z] SYSTEM (LOCKED): Bets are locked! Awaiting the target block...
- [2026-06-05T01:09:06.996Z] SYSTEM (BLOCK): Target block #952416 found!
- [2026-06-05T01:27:48.284Z] SYSTEM (CONFIRMATION): Confirmation 1/3
- [2026-06-05T01:29:50.419Z] SYSTEM (CONFIRMATION): Confirmation 2/3
- [2026-06-05T01:47:14.720Z] SYSTEM (CONFIRMATION): Confirmation 3/3
- [2026-06-05T01:47:21.054Z] SYSTEM (RESOLUTION): Double power-walked anyway, clipped the corner of a free sample table, and sent a tray of frozen pizza bagels skidding across the polished concrete like tiny hockey pucks. The woman in scrubs didn't even flinch — she collected the chicken with the calm precision of someone who intubates people for a living, tucked it into her cart, and was gone before Double finished apologizing to the sample lady.
- [2026-06-05T01:47:21.064Z] double (CHARACTER): That wasn't a loss, that was a tactical retreat — plus we got three free pizza bagels off the floor.
- [2026-06-05T01:47:21.074Z] bust (CHARACTER): She didn't even look at us, Double. We were not the lion.