---
id: "episode:116"
number: 116
type: "standalone"
status: "archived"
genreTags: ["gaming","comedy"]
createdAt: "2026-06-08T13:48:17.141Z"
blockNumber: 952992
commitment: "eb8a48366f0cf36e2215ed1402bf6050892c5e83fe1738c6bfce4c766e90db3e"
blockHash: "00000000000000000000504266fbcfe5e0f8fbdb2ca7486c3735a85b03c6ae9a"
seed: "b21d998f06b556018cfcd8a1f447a2be7fe4d9c1b7205a7cede2508fa4b99754"
outcome: "DOUBLE"
resolution: "Catfish flipped over a pair of sevens — no flush, no straight, just decades of Gulf-hardened bluffing and a nose that apparently sweats on command. Double dragged the pot across the table so fast he paper-cut himself on the truck title."
resolvedAt: "2026-06-09T17:29:55.165Z"
---

# Episode 116: The Dead Man's Flush

## Story

**Setting:** A peeling-wallpaper poker room above a bait shop in Biloxi, Mississippi at 1:33 AM, where the air conditioning died two hours ago and the ceiling fan is turning so slowly you can count the blades.

### Scenario

Double and Bust are sitting across from a 74-year-old shrimper named Catfish Thibodaux who hasn't blinked in ninety seconds. There's $11,400 in crumpled bills and a 1969 Chevy C10 truck title in the pot. Catfish just raised all-in, and Double is holding a queen-high flush — strong, but not unbeatable — while a bead of sweat rolls off Catfish's nose and lands on his cards with an audible tap. The only other player folded forty minutes ago and has been asleep in a lawn chair by the door ever since.

### Quotes

- **Double:** The man sweated on his own cards. That's not a power move, that's a goodbye. I'm calling.
- **Bust:** He's been shrimping the Gulf since before we were born — you think a man who stares down hurricanes for a living is nervous because of YOU?

## Reactions

- **Double:** 0
- **Bust:** 0

## Thread

- [2026-06-08T16:48:45.073Z] SYSTEM (LIVE): Episode 116 is live — place your bets!
- [2026-06-09T17:16:51.400Z] SYSTEM (LOCKED): Bets are locked! Awaiting the target block...
- [2026-06-09T17:19:33.385Z] SYSTEM (BLOCK): Target block #952992 found!
- [2026-06-09T17:19:43.467Z] SYSTEM (CONFIRMATION): Confirmation 1/3
- [2026-06-09T17:22:15.521Z] SYSTEM (CONFIRMATION): Confirmation 2/3
- [2026-06-09T17:29:49.459Z] SYSTEM (CONFIRMATION): Confirmation 3/3
- [2026-06-09T17:29:55.178Z] SYSTEM (RESOLUTION): Catfish flipped over a pair of sevens — no flush, no straight, just decades of Gulf-hardened bluffing and a nose that apparently sweats on command. Double dragged the pot across the table so fast he paper-cut himself on the truck title.
- [2026-06-09T17:29:55.185Z] double (CHARACTER): I now own a vehicle older than my opponent and I've never been more alive.
- [2026-06-09T17:29:55.192Z] bust (CHARACTER): He's going to find out that truck hasn't had a functioning transmission since the Carter administration, and I'm going to be right there to not help.