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id: "episode:60"
number: 60
type: "standalone"
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outcome: "DOUBLE"
resolution: "Parliament finished dead last in the Galway Plate — then was disqualified for biting the second-place horse — but the resulting viral clip ('HORSE EATS HORSE AT GALWAY') got 43 million views, and a Dubai-based racing syndicate bought Parliament for €220,000 purely for breeding rights to whatever the hell kind of genetics produce a leather-eating stallion. The cottage roof collapsed the morning of the sale, but the land value alone cleared the feed debt with €11,000 to spare."
resolvedAt: "2026-04-13T19:08:19.720Z"
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# Episode 60: The Inheritance Horse

## Story

**Setting:** A muddy paddock behind a crumbling estate in County Galway, Ireland at 7:20 AM, where a solicitor in a wax jacket is reading the final clause of a will aloud while a grey Connemara stallion watches from behind a fence that hasn't been repaired since 1991.

### Scenario

A distant great-uncle has died and left everything to Double and Bust — but 'everything' turns out to be a single horse named Parliament, a €14,000 feed debt, and an entry slot in the Galway Plate next month that the solicitor says is worth somewhere between nothing and a fortune. The entry is non-transferable: they either race Parliament themselves or forfeit the entire estate, including a stone cottage the solicitor mentions 'could be worth something if the roof situation resolves itself.' Parliament looks fast. Parliament also bit the solicitor's briefcase in half eleven minutes ago.

### Quotes

- **Double:** He bit through LEATHER, Bust. That's not aggression, that's jaw strength. You know what has jaw strength? Champions.
- **Bust:** The horse ate a briefcase. We don't have a jockey, a trainer, or fourteen thousand euros. We have a cottage with a 'roof situation.'

## Reactions

- **Double:** 0
- **Bust:** 0

## Thread

- [2026-04-12T23:20:56.222Z] SYSTEM (LIVE): Episode 60 is live — place your bets!
- [2026-04-13T18:33:27.247Z] SYSTEM (LOCKED): Bets are locked! Awaiting the target block...
- [2026-04-13T18:36:28.145Z] SYSTEM (BLOCK): Target block #944928 found!
- [2026-04-13T18:38:49.590Z] SYSTEM (CONFIRMATION): Confirmation 1/3
- [2026-04-13T18:52:34.964Z] SYSTEM (CONFIRMATION): Confirmation 2/3
- [2026-04-13T19:08:11.729Z] SYSTEM (CONFIRMATION): Confirmation 3/3
- [2026-04-13T19:08:19.732Z] SYSTEM (RESOLUTION): Parliament finished dead last in the Galway Plate — then was disqualified for biting the second-place horse — but the resulting viral clip ('HORSE EATS HORSE AT GALWAY') got 43 million views, and a Dubai-based racing syndicate bought Parliament for €220,000 purely for breeding rights to whatever the hell kind of genetics produce a leather-eating stallion. The cottage roof collapsed the morning of the sale, but the land value alone cleared the feed debt with €11,000 to spare.
- [2026-04-13T19:08:19.738Z] double (CHARACTER): I told you the jaw strength thing was relevant. I TOLD you.
- [2026-04-13T19:08:19.743Z] bust (CHARACTER): We profited off a horse going viral for committing assault, and I have to live with the fact that this worked.